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Hot Banana 

While having condom intercourse, the gentleman pulls out, peels off the condom, throws it to the ground and yells "HOT BANANA!!" before reinsertion... the angry lass then gets up in disgust to go to the washroom, and slips on the 'peel'
Insurance will say if it's a hot banana or a banana peel.
Medicare won't cover both.
Hot Banana by Ground0 July 2, 2015
Words you can keep

Hot Banana 

A sexual act in which a banana covered in hot sauce (used as lube) is inserted into someone's anus
I still can't sit down after that hot banana Mark gave me
Hot Banana by Maroux May 27, 2008

hot banana 

Another name for an erect penis.
Are you ready for the hot banana?
hot banana by ncbornokgrown August 7, 2014

hot banana milk 

Usually defined as overly warm or even hot semen. Often accompanied by intense orgasms. It is also a phrase used to describe warm vaginal discharge by elderly women.
dude i banged cortney last night and her face got covered in hot banana milk.

hot banana juice 

semen, sperm, the warm juice that is ejaculated from a banana, aka a penis. usually used as a remedy for any ailment.
lisa: my throat hurts

jerry: oh i have something to make it better

lisa: u do? what is it?

jerry: its hot banana juice, it cures anything
hot banana juice by zombiegod536 April 30, 2011

Hot banana bread 

Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.
It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.
Hot banana bread by Turtle dirt March 10, 2016

Hot Spicy Banana

A basketball term used to say your open for a pass.
He yelled " HOT SPICY BANANA " and Tom passed it to him.
Hot Spicy Banana by Anymore March 27, 2015
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