"He brought some ice, mutton, canned fruit, etc., for the behoof of the suffering hossifers, and was received with sweet smiles."

Theodore Lyman–Meade's Army 1863-1865

Hossifers by ShenYF June 12, 2018

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hossiferndo

Not a skinny person, a hoss is short for a hossiferndo. Can be spelled with one s (hosiferndo) or two. A hossiferndo can be a fat ass or a very voluptuous person, typically of the female gender.

As my buddy used to say, I don't want to go out with that chic, she's a hossiferndo.

hossiferndo by Oneeyedrach January 27, 2020

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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