Hoseph

A portmanteau of the words hoe and Joseph, used to describe someone named Joseph who is a hoe and/or a tool.

Alternative definition: the pronunciation of the name Joseph by someone who speaks Spanish.

1: Hey Hoseph you're such a Hobosexual.
2: STFU n00b *proceeds to have sex with hobo*

by raulgomez April 2, 2010

Hoseph

Another way of calling Joe a hoe.

Joseph the hoseph.

by Jensen's Hoe August 1, 2016

Hoseph

A person named Joe or Joseph that tends to be a bit of a man whore of ho. Although totally awesome and "legit" a Hoseph is also a bit on the socially awkward side. He is cute in the same way a puppy is, but his bark has bite. Although he may get around the Hoseph is a one woman sort of guy. He is often characterized as a stereotypical "nice guy" and with a general disdain for tools.

Chick: Hey did you hear Claire is dating this guy named Joe. He totally gave her flowers the other night! It's weird he has a reputation for being such a man whore, I don't see it in him.

Other chick: He sounds like real Hoseph!

Chick: and how!

by Inferioryodel August 23, 2012

hoseph

similar to the word "broseph".

= girl, ho, woman, girl, bitch, friend.

"I'm going out tonight with all my hosephs."

"Call me brosephs and hosephs."

by bill prickly July 4, 2006

Hoseph

It's a man that pretends that he's good at badminton, but who's actually not. A Hoseph is usually braging about his family but can't do anything by himself.

You're such a Hoseph!

by pp on the pp June 10, 2022

Taylor Hoseph

ABSOLUTE HOTTIE😩🥵💯

WE LOVE YOU TAYLOR HOSEPH OUR EMO WHORE DADDY

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

hoephie

A hoe/woman in a relationship that still acts single towards other men, because they can’t take relationships seriously, and prefer to be hoes sleeping around with multiple people.

“I feel bad for him because his girlfriend is such a hoephie.”

by Zachsoncrack January 1, 2018