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hoes-hound 

A hoes-hound is a woman; Typically one that is wanted by men.
Look at the fun bags on that hoes-hound!
hoes-hound by docelch September 13, 2011
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Hosehound 

A female always hounding around for some dudes hose. Usually a slutty woman seeking the company of a male with penis as the preferred payment method.
Trina is a hosehound, after I gave her some hose, she jumped on Jimmy's hose. But the fun bags on her made up for it.....
Hosehound by Los cochinos July 5, 2016

hosehound 

A really ugly, often fat woman who thinks wearing fishnet panyhose, vinyl miniskirt or whatever slutty outfit would make her pretty when in fact it just makes her look uglier and stupid.
"Oh man, what a fucking hosehound getting out of that car!"
hosehound by Joe July 27, 2003

hosehound 

as a verb, the act of a good hard sexual encounter equivalent to soft rape
"I'm going to hosehound that girl."
hosehound by Nolan C. May 5, 2008
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