horsebracket

A relative who is hard of hearing.

My Aunt Ann Marie can't hear a thing. She's deaf as a horsebracket.

by Lincycle July 9, 2017

hoebracket

A term occasionally used in order to describe your anguish against a physical object or person.

eg. X is such a hoebracket as he got with that dog.

by Mark Chadwick January 23, 2007

horseblanket

A term to elicit shock, confusion, and intrigue when used in conversations regarding sex. The term has no actual definition. However, the word horseblanket sparks imagination and curiosity for the people engaged in such explicit conversations.

Chris: I finally convinced her to give me a blumpkin last night!
Everyone: hahaha.... Noice bro!... gross ewww....
Kevin: Oh yea? well I gave my main chick the horseblanket last night. She hasn't looked me in the eye since.
Everyone: Woah... I think i've seen that in a hentai once... WTF is a horseblanket!!

by BowserBallz October 14, 2016