A term to elicit shock, confusion, and intrigue when used in conversations regarding sex. The term has no actual definition. However, the word horseblanket sparksimagination and curiosity for the people engaged in such explicit conversations.
Chris: I finally convinced her to give me a blumpkin last night!
Everyone: hahaha.... Noicebro!... gross ewww....
Kevin: Oh yea? well I gave my main chick the horseblanket last night. She hasn't looked me in the eye since.
Everyone: Woah... I think i've seen that in a hentai once... WTF is a horseblanket!!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.