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HornoDump Reflex 

A psychophysiological phenomenon where sexual arousal creates a simultaneous or conflicting sensation of needing to defecate, likely due to pelvic nerve crossover and increased blood flow to the region.

Symptoms may include:
• Confused arousal
• Urgent but mysterious bowel pressure
• Mild shame followed by laughter
• Googling “do I need to poop or am I just horny?”
1. “I was making out with him and suddenly got hit with the worst Hornodump Reflex. Thought I needed to excuse myself—turns out I was just too turned on.”

2. “She looked so good I got hit with the Hornodump Reflex outta nowhere. Like damn, body, pick a lane.”

3. “Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in love or just experiencing the Hornodump Reflex again.”

Hornympressions 

Hornympressions are what you wish, think and feel when you see a sexy person giving you a very enjoyable pleasure.
I really enjoy all these hornympressions when i chat with Clarice.
Norma gives me hornympressions every time i see her booty.
Talk dirty with Mark is a very special hornympression that make me arouse,

My hot wife make me spill out my cum when talk to me about her hornympressions with all those horny bulls.
when i get hornympressions, my body and mind really push me to maturbate here and now!

hornycum 

when you put your hands over your dick and go up and down because ur horny
my dick exploded with hornycum!
hornycum by Jdjxjdjdjdjdjd October 3, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026