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horny unicorn by RyanCock February 22, 2009
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unicorn horn
You sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.
Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.
Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.
unicorn horn by stevie the hero January 7, 2014
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unicorn horn
A heavily gelled hairstyle characterized by a pointy spike, resembling a unicorn horn, sported by many metro-sexual men, including: Ryan Seacreast, Adam Levine, and my father.
unicorn horn by diosmioalejandra May 9, 2008
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Unicorn Horn by DaddyWithBigDick February 19, 2019
Unicorn horn
When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick
Unicorn horn by The Lady A April 25, 2017
Unicorn Horn
One morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a porn, cause this bitch was riding on my unicorn horn
Unicorn Horn by CnClear January 10, 2011
Unicorn horn
The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.
Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.
Unicorn horn by Cut glitter December 4, 2016
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