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horny unicorn 

sticking a used condom to a girls fore-head
horny unicorn by RyanCock February 22, 2009
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unicorn horn 

(n.) The part of the female unicorn that if you ever get to touch leaves you unknowingly witty.
You sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.

Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.
unicorn horn by stevie the hero January 7, 2014

unicorn horn 

A heavily gelled hairstyle characterized by a pointy spike, resembling a unicorn horn, sported by many metro-sexual men, including: Ryan Seacreast, Adam Levine, and my father.

Check out his unicorn horn! Do you think he gets man-icures too?

Unicorn Horn 

Girl : “Hey baby

Guy : “You just gave me a unicorn horn.”
Unicorn Horn by DaddyWithBigDick February 19, 2019

Unicorn horn 

When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick
"She was so wet, she gave me a unicorn horn."
Unicorn horn by The Lady A April 25, 2017

Unicorn Horn 

The hairstyle;

Also, could be used as an incognito penis reference.
One morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a porn, cause this bitch was riding on my unicorn horn
Unicorn Horn by CnClear January 10, 2011

Unicorn horn 

The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.
Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.
Unicorn horn by Cut glitter December 4, 2016
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