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The Horsley 

Jerking off while driving with your co-worker in the the passenger seat.
Jeff pulled The Horsley while we were headed home today, what is wrong with that guy?
The Horsley by LUAPNRETS May 23, 2016
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Adjective- Both an emotional and sexual desire for companionship; an emotion that combines both horniness and loneliness.
I was really hornley last night, so I met a guy at the bar and cuddled with him all night after we had sex.
hornley by MisterWhisper April 2, 2013

Hogley Roast 

The roast of a hogley
What does Hogley Roast mean - Binley
Hogley Roast by Ugh bby November 22, 2019
A brand of genetically advanced humans, (or so we think), that wear round hats and often refers to others as "weezy" or "cats". Often says things like, "yo dude!" "excellent" "nice"
Did you just hear Horsley come in? He entered the room saying that he just stepped up in this mother fucker just a swingin his hair.
Horsley by Victoria DaCosta May 16, 2010

Chloe Horsley 

An awesome friend who doesn't care for drama but always in it she is an amazing person that you will sometimes get in a fight with but you will always make up I hope you see this bestie
Chloe Horsley by Bestie_Bots_Bestie February 22, 2019
Unimaginitive and very predictable. is "exceptionally punctual" (lol). when playing rock paper scissors (see rock paper scissors) she always picks rock even when someone says"you are going to pick rock aren't you". she is a amazing teacher who has almost no short comeings except being the worst at rock paper and scissors.....and any other game ever played
In one word...Awsome
Studnet:Miss horley do you want to play rock paper scissors?
Horley:Yes lets play.
Student:You are going to pick rock aren't you?
Horley:Maybe maybe not.
Student & horley:Rock Paper Scissors
(miss Horley picks rocks and student picks burmese python.)
Student:So predictable
horley by jollotta November 29, 2007