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The Horsley 

Jerking off while driving with your co-worker in the the passenger seat.
Jeff pulled The Horsley while we were headed home today, what is wrong with that guy?
The Horsley by LUAPNRETS May 23, 2016
Adjective- Both an emotional and sexual desire for companionship; an emotion that combines both horniness and loneliness.
I was really hornley last night, so I met a guy at the bar and cuddled with him all night after we had sex.
hornley by MisterWhisper April 2, 2013

Hogley Roast 

The roast of a hogley
What does Hogley Roast mean - Binley
Hogley Roast by Ugh bby November 22, 2019
A brand of genetically advanced humans, (or so we think), that wear round hats and often refers to others as "weezy" or "cats". Often says things like, "yo dude!" "excellent" "nice"
Did you just hear Horsley come in? He entered the room saying that he just stepped up in this mother fucker just a swingin his hair.
Horsley by Victoria DaCosta May 16, 2010

Chloe Horsley 

An awesome friend who doesn't care for drama but always in it she is an amazing person that you will sometimes get in a fight with but you will always make up I hope you see this bestie
Chloe Horsley by Bestie_Bots_Bestie February 22, 2019
Unimaginitive and very predictable. is "exceptionally punctual" (lol). when playing rock paper scissors (see rock paper scissors) she always picks rock even when someone says"you are going to pick rock aren't you". she is a amazing teacher who has almost no short comeings except being the worst at rock paper and scissors.....and any other game ever played
In one word...Awsome
Studnet:Miss horley do you want to play rock paper scissors?
Horley:Yes lets play.
Student:You are going to pick rock aren't you?
Horley:Maybe maybe not.
Student & horley:Rock Paper Scissors
(miss Horley picks rocks and student picks burmese python.)
Student:So predictable
horley by jollotta November 29, 2007
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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