hornbro 

A straight, or straight acting gay man, that a mostly straight guy has a relationship with that is based on, and comprised mostly of, sex.

I don't get as much straight sex as I need, so, my hornbro keeps my {tubes} cleaned.

hornbro by brandabur August 27, 2016

hornblower

While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.

Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.

hornblower by Deter P May 1, 2009

hornblower farts 

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

hornblower farts by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

hornblocked 

When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.

Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.

Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.

hornblocked by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

hornibrook 

They are a fabled clan of mistreated angels sent to earth to cleanse the planet of sadness.

"Those Hornibrooks are so (funny)"

hornibrook by Santros_ March 3, 2017

hornyroids

An obscene level of horniness driven by a desire for male attention. Implies the use of horniness enhancing substances. Leads to requests for touching, licking, biting etc.

Wow you are out of control frisky - have you been on the hornyroids again

hornyroids by cheekycherub December 11, 2016

Horatio Hornblower 

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.

Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.

Horatio Hornblower by MrPrefect October 5, 2005