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Hoplites were heavily armed Greek footman.

Hoplites had a spear that was about 8-15 feet long called a doru/dory
The xiphos was a short sword that was used as a secondary weapon when the doru/dory was broken or lost
Lastly, hoplites had a large concave shield called an aspis/hoplon. The inside was a thick wood and the outsides were made of bronze. Hoplites wore bronze breastplates along with greaves to protect the legs and a corinthian/chalcidian helmet. (P.S. they wore more types of armor but I don't want to list all of it)
Hoplites are heavy infantry.
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Amazon Hoplite Discipline

A woman whom has the self drive to achieve her goals in life
Amanda is working towards being a veterinarian, Her Amazon Hoplite discipline will help her achieve the aforementioned goal.

Amazon Hoplite 

A Greek-style armored sword and shield using woman warrior. Today , it means a heavily armed and loyal female friend that's wisest not to mess with her, her stuff, her family, or her friends, too.
Diana has both a wonder 9 and a pimped AK. She's an Amazon Hoplite , so it's best to be nice to her from the get go, too.
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Someone who stu stu stutters very often.
"Last night i was having a conversation with Noah and he wouldn't stop being a HopIite."
HopIite by Crotch Ninja July 24, 2016

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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