Hopewell 

A small town in New Jersey full of potheads and crazy people who will prove to you that they're 10 times better than anyone else.
also called hopeless.

person 1: Yo i heard you were from hopewell! you must be cool!
person 2: yeah man! i'm the shit!

Hopewell by aliihxc March 14, 2009

Hopewell 

small town full of hippies, wannabies, hypocrites, posers and every ethnicity possible all with one thing in common...big dreams: town also referred to as "dopewell", "hopelessville", "da well" and of course "hopesmell".

She ain't from Hopewell, her nose to high in the air.

Hopewell by Mrs. Squeaky T June 25, 2008

hopewell 

full of pot heads, juuling, freshman fooling around with upper class men.. and much more! come to dopewell it be lit as hell.

you live in hopewell?
yeah its the best

hopewell by koolktbbyxoxo November 13, 2017

Hopewell 

A small, somewhat beautiful, extremely boring town in central NJ that's completely devoid of culture and personality. The homegrown people there are weak, disingenuous, privileged, two-faced, insecure, dishonest, hypocritical, unappealing, and cowardly. Every businesses there is completely useless. Every restaurant there is mediocre at best. It is unwise to raise a family there because it will not prepare them for the world. It will only prepare them to live in Hopewell. Also known as Okiedokeville.

Person: Remember when I confronted that wannabe redneck guy for talking tough and he immediately backed down and acted like we were best friends?

Person 2: Yeah that was weird. He was like twice your size and had 20 of his friends with him.

Person: What do you expect... They're from Hopewell.

Hopewell by Impeccable Truth November 1, 2021

hopewell middle school 

Hopewell Middle School, ga. Also known as hoe hell home of the hoes. Half the stalls don’t have doors, and p.e. Teachers are pedo’s. Get OSS for making a joke to someone. The teachers suck ass and none of the rules make fucking sense

“Sam I’m going to Hopewell Middle School next year”

“Commit suicide before the students force you to”

hopewell middle school by Urmomisawhore.com June 1, 2019

Hopewell Icepack 

When you piss in a ziplock and freeze it. Then you put it on the head of an unsuspecting person that is asleep.

Joe: Dude did you hear that Ali got the Hopewell Icepack last night.

Jim: Yeah she slapped the hell out of Bill for it too.

Hopewell Icepack by WhoKnows13 November 14, 2011

Hopewell Middle School 

A school full of snakes, so watch out you might get bit. The teachers be smokin crack and sniffing weed. The counselors dont do nothing to benefit you, they really just there for the tea. And you don’t learn anything. Period Pooh.

A student at Hopewell Middle School: “so i was sitting there...barbecue saucing my titties.”

and i-oop

Hopewell Middle School by your_mom_big_gae July 8, 2019