The pseudonym of a legend. He sneaks under the radar by playing COD, slinking around 08857 in the late hours of the night, and attacking people with his pup named Titus. He avoids daylight in the hopes of avoiding the devilbitch.. And drinks his fears of her away at night which earn him the reputation of a party ANIMAL. He has conquered the defense skill of smellyfartattacks to use in his sleep when he is most vulnerable to killer clowns. But the worst of all ... Hoozle is known for having a big, black, cold heart. Beware ladies ... He's deadly.
by DevilBetch April 28, 2013