Originally Defined in How I Met Your Mother by Robin Scherbatsky and Marshall Eriksen --- a euphemism for stringing along someone's interest in you until someone better is available.
Dude 1: She said "I can't be with you..........Right now"
Dude 2: You're so hooked
Dude1: No I'm not!
Dude 2: That was a classic hooker line, and you are the hookee!
Dude 1: But But!
Dude 2 : No But, you're a hookee
A person who enjoys calling out "Hoohee" as a mating call to their soulmate. Mostly blonde, tall girls are known for doing this, creating a ritual of licking shoes after performing the mating call. Hoohee's are crazy and its best to stay away from tall, blonde girls as they may be a Hoohee.
"Hoohee! Hoohee!" called a tall blonde girl, then started licking shoes.
"Oh god," said another girl, "We've found ourselves a Hoohee"
"Where is he? Where is my love?" the tall blonde girl asked as she continued licking shoes.
"I'm here!" says a guy, starting with T, running towards her.
"You answered my call!"
"Of course my love"
"HOOHEE"
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."