hootadank Share definition Flag To suck on the penis. Often used in an argument as an insult. Pimp: Don't make slap yo' ass bitch! Ho: Fuck you Muthafucka! Pimp: Hootadank Ho! hootadank by Jay January 6, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the hootadank mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch