hoooooker 

1. What rednecks say when they get too drunk.

HEy, sup hoooooker!

hoooooker by hawkeyeheather January 1, 2009

hobooker 

Hobookers fall under a number of categories but are usually classified based on their current home and/or employment. The word is derived from two overlapping roots: hobo and hooker. Based on this derivation it is quite easy to ascertain that hobookers are typically found on the streets or in alleyways and make their money in less than honorable ways. While it is possible to climb out of hobookerdom, most hobookers are quite pleased with their social status and typically remain in the field for lengthy periods, if not until retirement. While the term is often used as slang and can be demeaning it is important to remember that hobookers are people too and have rights just like the rest of us.

Dude! Look at that hobooker over there on the street corner! Let's get some!

hobooker by MOFBAMF January 26, 2011

hoobooger 

Def1: a big, hairy, pink monster with yellow eyes and teeth.

Def2: any given cryptid

There’s Hooboogers in the basement.

hoobooger by Bearmoose June 13, 2024

benito hoooober 

a man with a scraggy beard who drives a tractor. he can go slow and he can go faster. down thru the woods n out thru the pasture. he likes to take ppl for rides in his big green tractor.

benito hoooober goes vroom.

benito hoooober by headless hotdog December 31, 2019