The town of woodbridge at the very south of northern va. 30 minutes from dc. There is really no minority here but blacks and Hispanics definitely have the majority. Hoodbridge came from visitors from surrounding Towns like stafford and fairfax who aren’t use to really seing much ratchetness in their community and mistake it as a hood do to a lot of check cashing, convienent stors, and goon look alikes they can drive by a nice upper class area to South America in just one stop light. Of course kids and goons in the area took it as a compliment.
I stopped at 711 and this black dude wearing polo true religions and new foams with a new I watch and new iPhone asked if I can give his baby momma some gas and money for McDonald’s so he can feed his kids while inside it looks like a line to get in a Spanish nightclub while some fat pail white girl in Baggy dollar store sweat pants with a tank tops card keeps declining for cash back for dope. I must be in hoodbridge.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!