hood wank 

when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.

i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky

hood wank by lemonboy October 1, 2006

hoodwanked 

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

hoodwanked by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 18, 2016

hoodwank

To be slapped or smacked in the facial area with a penis.

While Andrew was lifting weights in school one day, Michael came up from behind him and hoodwanked him numerous times.

hoodwank by andy and kara March 5, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008