15 definitions by lemonboy

a really, really small penis. so small it isn't allowed the s on the end.
John has got such a small peni, it looks like a baby squirrel!
by lemonboy October 2, 2006
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when you strum on your dick so hard it explodes.
i saw this guy wailing on his dick so hard, it was like whannel hard.
by lemonboy October 2, 2006
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when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.

HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.

Some items used are:

Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.
Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.
by lemonboy September 30, 2006
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when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.
i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky
by lemonboy October 1, 2006
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someone with a really hairy face, like super hairy.
man i saw this guy with a mulletface, the hair was literally hanging of his chin.
by lemonboy October 3, 2006
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the mating call of some cyber asian woman i met on the web.

I guess it's a mixture of McDonalds, a farmer, a penis and a Mr. Myagi.
If you touch my McWang again I am gonna get out my love pump and shove it in the disc drive!!!
by lemonboy October 3, 2006
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The leader of a bummer gang. Will usually coordinate meetings, choose who gets a rogering and what clothes are fashionable.

He looks over and protects the other bummers, using sophistcated colloquialisms and bitch-slappin' to defend of enemies (usually big fat lesbos).

the bum chief is not to be confused with the bum chef, who cooks and prepares the bums before they are eaten.

Bum chiefs are known as 'la roi de bout' (butt king) in French and 'Brauner Lochmeister' (brown hole master) in German. There is no solid defintion in Italy as everyone is a bum chief.
TODD: I saw this guy in yellow speedo pummeling some other dude with a butt plug!?!
RUDDY: I thought you were gonna stop going to porn theatres!

the bum chief isn't here today, he's cleaning his sphincter as it is filled with jam
by lemonboy October 2, 2006
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