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hoobastunk

Another past-tence form of "hoobastink", see also hoobastank. Probably a suitable name for any band looking for a rip off name.
Your mother be all hoobastunk after I spunked in her ass.
hoobastunk by etM May 27, 2004
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hoobaskank 

Taken from the name of a band, Hoobastank, and skanks, thus coming up with Hoobaskanks. They are the various 15-25 year old female who wear shirts that my 6 month old son couldn't fit into, shorts that he also couldn't fit into, and makeup that was applied with a trowel and wagner power painter. Normally seen in malls walking around with large formations of other Hoobaskanks in their migratory patterns, down and back, down and back, hang out at food court, repeat until kicked out of mall. Though they are all seeking attention in the worst possible way, glancing at them will have adverse reactions from entire flocks of Hoobaskanks.
Me: Wow, look at that herd of hoobaskanks. I wondered where all the old used handkerchiefs and Tammy Faye Baker's makeup went to.
Hoobaskank #1: What the fuck are you looking at? Pervert, quit looking at me!
Me: Go home you little whore and get some self esteem and buy some clothes from a regular store, not the lingerie department in Whores R Us.
Hoobaskank #2: Shut up, you're just jealous of us because you can't have us.
Me: ******laughing hysterically*****
hoobaskank by flydezine July 27, 2008

Hoobastank Roughrider 

Someone who would do a guy in hoobastank just to gain the fame
OMG i did Doug Robb im an official Hoobastank Roughrider
Hoobastank Roughrider by rampD January 22, 2009

hoobastank 

i've listened to all of my good music, and I don't want to listen to bad music, so I'll listen to hoobastank.

hoobastank 

When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank
it is not a good smell...
hoobastank by lance January 21, 2005

Hoobastank 

Room 432 at the Red Roof Inn at San Antonio
"Excuse me sir would you like to stay in the Hoobastank Suite?"
Hoobastank by Ranky Babby August 15, 2012

hoobastank 

commonly used in lonely island's work, such as The 'Bu, starring Jorma Taccone (sexy), the incredible Andy Samberg and the lesser known (but still cute)Akiva Schaffer, according to him he is the director and doesn't get recognized at the screenings...so don't know exactly how this word pertains to the work...but you should know they use it alot.
HOOBASTANK!!! --Hot Rod when Rod Kimble wakes up from being knocked unconscious
hoobastank by K. Keyto December 29, 2007
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