hoelessly 

adjective; qualifies an action that you wish to make clear was done in such a way that results in a total lack of hoes or is in some other way totally non-black.

"Dammit, I'm trying to sing this reggae song, but I can't because I'm hoelessly white"

hoelessly by Rasta Dave July 28, 2008

hopelessly devoted 

When you cant get over someone and you heart says never let go while your brain says forget them

Friend: Get over him he broke up with YOU

Me: i cant im hopelessly devoted to him

hopelessly devoted by Currently_a_smartass May 30, 2017

hoeless 

The act of not having a hoe.

"I felt bad, I was hooking up with Aubrey while Mike Clark was hoeless as ussual."

hoeless by David Leee January 12, 2007

Hoeless Romantic 

A Hoeless romantic is someone who wants true love from the opposite or same sex so bad yet they have no sex appeal so they are so used to getting turned down from any & everybody due to lack of confidence. They never have anyone to call or even to flirt with meaning they are completely hoeless and no one would ever want to date someone without at least one hoe. This person just loves the idea of love with someone but as long as they are hoeless they are hopeless & sit alone at a dinner table imagining romance that they will never attain.

He is always talking about wanting a relationship but no one is attracted to him." Well i guess he will forever be a Hoeless Romantic.

Hoeless Romantic by AshDgaf March 18, 2021

hoeless 

a person with no hoes

mili: he’s so hoeless!
person: wow :(

hoeless by anonymous December 15, 2020

hoeless 

the act of having no hoes

Jada was hoeless.

hoeless by Emily Haworth June 6, 2017

hoeless romantic 

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

hoeless romantic by Tadeshad December 22, 2021