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Oh honey ham my jam 

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!
Oh honey ham my jam by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015

honey jams 

- what LA ARMYs are
- a title better and superior to the commonly known “no jams” person
- someone or something that is positive, supportive and clingy/sticky like “honey” but in a good way 👍
RM: LA got HONEY JAMS
or

Person A: Are you a “no jams”?

Person B: Gross. I’m a “Honey Jams”, thank you very much
honey jams by STREAM IDOL U HOES September 6, 2018

Hockey Jambo

The craziest crane driver hockey obsessed mad man you have ever met. Often found hanging out in the forties field for 3 weeks at a time. The rest of the time he is usually hanging around ice rinks looking for that hockey fix.
Here comes Hockey Jambo again, look away quick, he might not see us!
Hockey Jambo by LaFlameCreg February 10, 2024

honkeyham 

The typical homeplace of the hopeless redneck-a poorly maintained structure that is often surrounded by abandoned cars and appliances with weeds grown up around them.Will usually also have a pile of rusty metal from the last trash fire that was lit on the premises.

Children raised in this environment will often smell like ham or bacon to their schoolmates-due to the use of the woodburning stove in the home
Did you see that honkeyham that's sprung up on Rhyne Road the other day?
honkeyham by feaster hunter April 18, 2005

james hockey 

"The boy was having a james hockey of a day."
james hockey by jiphoc May 5, 2004

Jamaican Hockey Puck 

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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