- what LA ARMYs are
- a title better and superior to the commonly known “no jams” person
- someone or something that is positive, supportive and clingy/sticky like “honey” but in a good way 👍
The craziest crane driver hockey obsessed mad man you have ever met. Often found hanging out in the forties field for 3 weeks at a time. The rest of the time he is usually hanging around ice rinks looking for that hockey fix.
Here comes Hockey Jambo again, look away quick, he might not seeus!
The typical homeplace of the hopeless redneck-a poorly maintained structure that is often surrounded by abandoned cars and appliances with weeds grown up around them.Will usually also have a pile of rusty metal from the last trash fire that was lit on the premises.
Children raised in this environment will often smell like ham or bacon to their schoolmates-due to the use of the woodburning stove in the home
Did you see that honkeyham that's sprung up on Rhyne Road the other day?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!