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honkeyham 

The typical homeplace of the hopeless redneck-a poorly maintained structure that is often surrounded by abandoned cars and appliances with weeds grown up around them.Will usually also have a pile of rusty metal from the last trash fire that was lit on the premises.

Children raised in this environment will often smell like ham or bacon to their schoolmates-due to the use of the woodburning stove in the home
Did you see that honkeyham that's sprung up on Rhyne Road the other day?
honkeyham by feaster hunter April 18, 2005
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Honkeyism 

Words or phrases that only white people use.
Honkeyism Example : git r done, awesome, NASCAR, sweet, hillbilly
Honkeyism by Jerkface h8r October 22, 2010

honeylamb 

an affectionate name for ones lover
alex is daves honeylamb, and dave is alexs honeylamb
A honeymama is fine dime you could say. An absolute babe of woman. A true gem. She's the type of gal you'd wanna bring home to mom.
Ian: Damnnn, take a look over there dude.
Sean: Oh wow, she's a looker for sure.

Andre': Certified honeymama right there.
honeymama by stoutbeefcake November 11, 2020

Honeyhanded 

The condition of having used coco butter and honey lotion. Often given in the form of a massage or beauty treatment. This is most notably seen in Opal Crankshaft, but has also been seen in others, such as her husband, Earl.
Opal: Just look at your hands. They're like a snake.

Earl: Yeah, maybe I need to be honeyhanded.

Opal: Yeah, you should try that lotion we always use. It has honey in it.

Earl: Well, I didn't like it at first. But maybe I should try it again.

Opal: Here, sweetie, I'll honey your hands for you!
Honeyhanded by Dusty's Baby Powder November 29, 2010
A cheap imitator of the famed player Counter-Strike player Ksharp
Dude look at that guy trying to awp B tunnels from platform, what a Honkeyman
honkeyman by Richard E. Brown March 5, 2004

Honkeytastic 

1.The opposite of niggerific
2.To do an outstanding job
3.Great
Your moms pink taco was honkeytastic.
Honkeytastic by Faded Death January 31, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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