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honkeyham 

The typical homeplace of the hopeless redneck-a poorly maintained structure that is often surrounded by abandoned cars and appliances with weeds grown up around them.Will usually also have a pile of rusty metal from the last trash fire that was lit on the premises.

Children raised in this environment will often smell like ham or bacon to their schoolmates-due to the use of the woodburning stove in the home
Did you see that honkeyham that's sprung up on Rhyne Road the other day?
honkeyham by feaster hunter April 18, 2005
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Honkeyism 

Words or phrases that only white people use.
Honkeyism Example : git r done, awesome, NASCAR, sweet, hillbilly
Honkeyism by Jerkface h8r October 22, 2010

honeylamb 

an affectionate name for ones lover
alex is daves honeylamb, and dave is alexs honeylamb
A honeymama is fine dime you could say. An absolute babe of woman. A true gem. She's the type of gal you'd wanna bring home to mom.
Ian: Damnnn, take a look over there dude.
Sean: Oh wow, she's a looker for sure.

Andre': Certified honeymama right there.
honeymama by stoutbeefcake November 11, 2020

Honeyhanded 

The condition of having used coco butter and honey lotion. Often given in the form of a massage or beauty treatment. This is most notably seen in Opal Crankshaft, but has also been seen in others, such as her husband, Earl.
Opal: Just look at your hands. They're like a snake.

Earl: Yeah, maybe I need to be honeyhanded.

Opal: Yeah, you should try that lotion we always use. It has honey in it.

Earl: Well, I didn't like it at first. But maybe I should try it again.

Opal: Here, sweetie, I'll honey your hands for you!
Honeyhanded by Dusty's Baby Powder November 29, 2010
A cheap imitator of the famed player Counter-Strike player Ksharp
Dude look at that guy trying to awp B tunnels from platform, what a Honkeyman
honkeyman by Richard E. Brown March 5, 2004

Honkeytastic 

1.The opposite of niggerific
2.To do an outstanding job
3.Great
Your moms pink taco was honkeytastic.
Honkeytastic by Faded Death January 31, 2009
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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