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Just one Honkay trying to take on the world. He honks all day and he honks all night. He honks in times of sorrow, in times of fright. He'll honk tomorrow, and he'll honk tonight. He honks through the corridors, through the swaying saloon doors. He'll honk in your home, he'll honk in mine, the boy will simply honk all the time.
You're nothing but a root-tootin', yassabossin', yellabellied Honkay.
Honkay by Bald McMansion September 21, 2010

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.
Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!
Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

honkeymoon 

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.
Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.
honkeymoon by #1ABF December 5, 2014

Honky Tonky 

A bar where predominantly white people hang out and drink. Usually a Beer Joint or Pub and not a upscale bar.
Look at all the Crackers pickup trucks in the parking lot of The Honky Tonky!
Honky Tonky by downnola June 17, 2010

Honky Tonkin' 

It's what you do on weekends in Nashville for the classic & ultimate Nashville experience. Get rowdy in every country bar on Broadway, pick your favorite and close it down. Some choices consist of Robert's-for the Brazilbilly sound, Tootsie's-classic & modern country with a touch of southern rock, The Stage & Legends.
I've got some friends in from Chicago, I was thinking of taking them honky tonkin'.
Honky Tonkin' by Ana Marie & Tici January 28, 2009