honeymom 

grandma

I love my Honeymom so very much

honeymom by Momoftwoboyz June 15, 2019

Anal Honeycomb

At the end of a long stressful day at work you gather a handful of willing colleagues and set off for the woods. You gather some honey and delicious treats as it shall be a long journey. You then locate a bee hive and have your colleagues gently slather the honey in and around your anal cavity. You will then proceed to smash the beehive and have your colleagues seductively insert the bees into the anus. To finish the process you will proceed to "throw that ass in a circle" and let the bees thrive on your ass honey. When the bees are finished thriving on their treats, you will begin to smack your asscheeks together to eliminate the finicky pests.

Me and jeff got anal honeycombed yesterday!!

Anal Honeycomb by Sweaty Thighs April 22, 2015

honeymoon snow 

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

honeymoon snow by CMFS February 5, 2010

honeymoon's over 

when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.

The honeymoon's over.

honeymoon's over by flamber August 28, 2009

honeymooned it

1. to have sex on and off for an extended period of time, especially during the day

2. to mess around in bed all day

Mary and I honeymooned it for 6 hours yesterday!

honeymooned it by kazaam412 September 14, 2011

Thai Honeymoon

A pleasurable sexual favor in which the recipient simultaneously receives fellatio and a foot rub. The act is typically carried out while playing video games, with Nintendo's Duck Hunt being the traditional selection.

I had an amazing THAI HONEYMOON last night. Even though I dropped the light zapper, I still blasted the screen.

Thai Honeymoon by Sleepwalkazzz December 29, 2010

honeycomb-over 

An elderly male citizen with hair the consistency of cotton candy and of a somewhat reddish tint, who thinks he can fool the general population into thinking he is not balding by combing the hair over the baldspot.

Think Donald Trump, only fluffier.

Check out that honeycomb-over on Bob! Who does he think he's fooling?

honeycomb-over by The Cotton Taco June 19, 2007