hondson

Hey man, I've ever known one Hondson in my life. But dude just don't try him lol. He's probably done or seen some crazy shit pop off. I mean a guy like that will be a product of his environment tho which is sick. Dude is mad rare

"Bro hondson really pulled up in his mean girl convertible and texted get in to all 4 of us and said bitch we doing a drive by put your damn fedora and skimask on....."

by uhhhhhhhhwhat November 23, 2021

Hoodson

The noun for either getting a female you don't know, or have only a friendship with to make out with you, suck your dick, hand job, eat their pussy, finger them, intercourse, or anal intercourse.

Damn! Tom pulled a hoodson the other night on Katie!

by iSkate August 6, 2012

hodsoned

Get fucked by the coach

Zach got hodsoned when he fell asleep when the coach was talking.

by Youknowme696969 February 15, 2017

Connor hodson,

The Connor hodson is a way of describing someone with a small penis and/ or someone who isn’t funny.

You’re a proper Connor hodson, you know man.

by Wehateconnor December 9, 2019

Connor hodson

An all round dickhead.
He thinks he can get away with lies (lying bastard) he thinks he is proper solid because he had a bit of weed once or twice.
Lispy cunt gets battered by midgets and spotty geezers who don’t wear their coat right. Goes to cadets but is shit and pushes his luck wants to shag maam horny bastard.

Connor hodsons a fat twat.

by Wehateconnor December 6, 2019

Hodson

A guy who gets a lot of pussy

Yo y r u such a hodson g

by Andnxudncjd April 23, 2019

Wyatt Hodson

This man is a shit-smelling, sock-licking, sister-fucking, Trump loving, Todd Dirth fucking, pumpkin-shitting, assgaping,closeted gay fairy. He fucks his Dodge truck in the exhaust pipe he's so redneck. He says naked "necked."
Shoot on sight.

Wyatt Hodson? Yeah I knew him in high school. He sucked hairy balls then too.

by anonymouspotatao January 24, 2022