homzoid
the way to describe a massive hom that lives in fareham with his fat fucker scouse dad who thinks hes posh but hes really not!
homzoid by bantercakes December 5, 2011
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homoidiot
ho mo ID ee it -noun. anyone who thinks that ALL gay/homosexual men are weak, cry babies, a cowering sissy, a pansy, a fruit, less than a man or not masculine.
(The word homoidiot is synonomous with homoidiocy and homoidiotic.)
(The word homoidiot is synonomous with homoidiocy and homoidiotic.)
Ex. 1-
Tad: "OMG! Look! Isn't that Jocko and Rocko walking down Castro Street holding hands?"
Ted: "OMFG! ISTFI Aren't they like the two biggest jocks at SFSU?"
Tim: "Holy Jesus in a cartoon! They are like major jocks."
Tom: "Don't be a homoidiot! Not all gay men are nelly bitches like you witches are. Anybody can be a queer and it's not so obvious like with us."
Tad, Ted, Tim: "Oh puleeze stawp it. You are scaring us Tom."
Ex. 2-
Being a homoidiot, Frank did not realize that the CEO was gay.
Tad: "OMG! Look! Isn't that Jocko and Rocko walking down Castro Street holding hands?"
Ted: "OMFG! ISTFI Aren't they like the two biggest jocks at SFSU?"
Tim: "Holy Jesus in a cartoon! They are like major jocks."
Tom: "Don't be a homoidiot! Not all gay men are nelly bitches like you witches are. Anybody can be a queer and it's not so obvious like with us."
Tad, Ted, Tim: "Oh puleeze stawp it. You are scaring us Tom."
Ex. 2-
Being a homoidiot, Frank did not realize that the CEO was gay.
homoidiot by Neddy_Ludd April 14, 2006
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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