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homoshreksual 

Someone that has feeling solely for Shrek, and his reproductive organs.
See also Bishreksual - The love of men, women, and Shrek (Which I find quite frankly desgustang, as Shrek is love, Shrek is life)
ME: 'Hey guys, I'm coming out as a Homoshreksual'
People: 'Wow you must really love Shrek you sad, lonely gimp!'
homoshreksual by Shreksticles August 14, 2017

Hobowhoresexual 

This is a horny person (AKA KAREN)who is a hobo and has a lot of sex with every whore he/she sees at site
I passed a hotel and saw a hobowhoresexual looking at me ready to do me.
Hobowhoresexual by cndlous June 20, 2009

Homoshrexual 

Derrick: "Dang, Shrek is sexy."
Kate: "You're such a homoshrexual."
Homoshrexual by .1.1.1.1.1.1.1 August 20, 2019

homophobephobe 

person 1: he hates carson coz he's gay?! what a homophobe! i hate all homophobes.
person 2: you're such a homophobephobe
homophobephobe by billyrexona August 15, 2009

closeted homowhatever 

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.
I am not a closeted homowhatever.
closeted homowhatever by Joe February 26, 2005
someone who hates their house
someone who lives in a house they do not like
homophobe by godli June 13, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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