homotini

A derogatory slang term for a feminine martini (appletini, mangotini, rumpletini, etc.) being consumed by a straight male.

He threw up after drinking just one homotini. He was too masculine and his body just rejected it.

homotini by Jdorian February 13, 2008

homoginity 

The act of losing your gay virginity

I lost my homoginity to a stripper at the age of 18!

homoginity by Submissive Pet November 22, 2013

Homotising

To assume or suspect that somebody is an LGBTQ+ based on their look or appearance.

A: Oh that guy looks definitely gay.
B: Dude! You really need to stop HOMOTISING people!!

Homotising by blayboy May 8, 2019

homotianity 

it’s a religion that believes that straight people goes against nature and are kinda(a lot) disgusting. it’s heterophobic joke for the lgbt community.

ryan: i can’t believe some man and woman kiss 🤢
olivia: i know like get a room, i don’t want my kids to see that
jackson: it’s “Adam and Steve” not “aDaM aNd StEvE”
kris: the force hets into movie sooo much
olivia: it goes against my religion

some straightie: umm what? and what is that
all the gays: homotianity, duhh

homotianity by lesbian-femme March 21, 2020

Homotificate 

To make someone feel akward using homosexual behaviors.

"Dude he just totally homotificated me."

Homotificate by Awesome Sauce 47 September 25, 2011

Hootini 

When someone leaves a social gathering without saying a word or goodbye to anyone.

"Did you see drew just pull a hootini?"

Hootini by thatguyoverdere September 8, 2012

Homotiric

An intentional misspelling of a word as to have the same meaning and pronunciation of an existing word (i.e "Wut" as a replacement for "what"). This takes from the term satirical misspelling and is a counterpart of homograph which are words spelled the same but mean the same thing.

Oh yeah, "da" is a homotiric of "the", I'm intentionally misspelling it

Homotiric by Black Nazarene June 5, 2024