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Guy 1: Hello
Guy 2: Hello to you, sugar pants.
Guy 1: (Looking nervous) Woah! I'm not gay.
Guy 2: Woah, I'm not either.
Guy 2: I am a homophobisexual.
Guy 2: I'm attracted to homophobes.

homophobisexual by Homophobisexual June 7, 2007

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Homophobosexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to homophobes.

Campbell was really turned on by the homophobic redneck. Unfortunately, it could never be, because every time Campbell tried to hit on him, the redneck would recede, due to his homophobic qualities. Campbell was even more turned on by that because he was a homophobosexual.

Homophobosexual by dancer88 June 11, 2010

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homophobiasexual

One who is attracted to homophobics.

Willy: Hey baby!!
Tim: Hey now im not gay...
Willy: cool me either.
Tim: sure ur not... fag, get away from me.
Willy: no im a Homophobiasexual.
Tim: wtf is that??
Willy: im attracted to homophobics
Tim: ooh well in that case whats your number??

homophobiasexual by Drummaboi09 September 25, 2007

Homophobiosexual

Means to be homophobic while being biosexual at the same time. Basically you are not in consideration or in an agreement with how you live or act but still have feelings for "certain" type of people. Most likely LGBT. Homophobiosexual can also be the meaning of just having feelings for men but without agreeing that it's the correct way of living. < Being forced to be it in a sense.

Hey Jaime, you seem Homophobiosexual a bit. Do you not like yourself?

Homophobiosexual by Biosexual December 6, 2016

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Homophobiasexual

when you're so fucking dumb you end up making a sexuality for homophobics

pablito: hey i decided to come out
miguelito: yea what's your sexuality
pablito: i'm homophobiasexual
miguelito: get the fuck out of my house

Homophobiasexual by psychologicalman420 January 17, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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