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Homophobesexual 

Someone sexually attracted to homophobic people.
"Don't talk to me unless you're a homophobe. I'm a homophobesexual."
Homophobesexual by tikelpikel May 25, 2015
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homophobisexual 

Explosm.net Comic:
Guy 1: Hello
Guy 2: Hello to you, sugar pants.
Guy 1: (Looking nervous) Woah! I'm not gay.
Guy 2: Woah, I'm not either.
Guy 2: I am a homophobisexual.
Guy 2: I'm attracted to homophobes.

Homophobosexual 

Somebody who is sexually attracted to homophobes.
Campbell was really turned on by the homophobic redneck. Unfortunately, it could never be, because every time Campbell tried to hit on him, the redneck would recede, due to his homophobic qualities. Campbell was even more turned on by that because he was a homophobosexual.
Homophobosexual by dancer88 June 11, 2010

homophobiasexual 

Willy: Hey baby!!
Tim: Hey now im not gay...
Willy: cool me either.
Tim: sure ur not... fag, get away from me.
Willy: no im a Homophobiasexual.
Tim: wtf is that??
Willy: im attracted to homophobics
Tim: ooh well in that case whats your number??
homophobiasexual by Drummaboi09 September 25, 2007

Homophobiosexual 

Means to be homophobic while being biosexual at the same time. Basically you are not in consideration or in an agreement with how you live or act but still have feelings for "certain" type of people. Most likely LGBT. Homophobiosexual can also be the meaning of just having feelings for men but without agreeing that it's the correct way of living. < Being forced to be it in a sense.
Hey Jaime, you seem Homophobiosexual a bit. Do you not like yourself?
Homophobiosexual by Biosexual December 6, 2016

Homophobiasexual 

when you're so fucking dumb you end up making a sexuality for homophobics
pablito: hey i decided to come out
miguelito: yea what's your sexuality
pablito: i'm homophobiasexual
miguelito: get the fuck out of my house

homohobosexual 

An economically biased sexual orientation consisting of attraction to homeless people of the same gender.
Jake: “See that guy in the tent over there?!”
Luca: “You’re such a homohobosexual…”
homohobosexual by jdliger March 18, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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