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homie smasher 

a girl who has dated and/or fucked 2 or more people in the same crew. maybe 3.

WARNING: do not date a homie smasher. these girls may seem like they've changed their old whorish ways but please believe me: the haven't. and you're gonna look like a dumbass.
"yo i heard steve's dating suzie. she totally fucked brian, jake, and zach.. thats three ...damn that bitch a homie smasher."
homie smasher by rustyshacklef0rd October 14, 2013
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Smashed a homie

when a man/women you like or are dating has/had sex with a friend of yours

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Smashed a homie by Kookie2010 June 9, 2009

smashed the homie 

To be guilty of having had sexual intercourse with a person who is a friend of the person that you are dating, or hooking up with. Made most popular by pop star and Brandy Norwood's brother, RayJ.
"Son, I just found out my girlfriend smashed the homie!"
smashed the homie by whatuphomie December 2, 2009

smashed the homie 

when you find out you're girlfriend fucked one of your bestfriends & or associate.
Ray J: danger smashed the homie!

Everyone else: aw man, rayj what you gone do man?

Ray J: ion knw i wanna eliminate that bitch
smashed the homie by Bad'bitch January 25, 2010

danger she smashed the homie 

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.
Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.

smashed da homie 

To fuck a friend of the friend that ur trying to hook up with
stevie j and benzino off of love and hip hop Atlanta. Joselin smashed da homie
smashed da homie by Mr,MIke September 9, 2013

smashed the homies

When a girl has had sexual relations with you OR more than one of your friends.
Yooo I heard you and Rachel did it.

friend: She a slut yo, she smashed the homies. She did me, Ron, Day Day, and that dude we sit next to in class. She get around like 2Pac in the 90's
smashed the homies by Big-Liek March 3, 2010
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