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ur homie a bronie 

The single handed worst thing you could say to someone. This is the reason 90% of wars were started
Ben: ur mom gay
Adam: ur homie a brownie
Ben: every molecule in his body implodes on itself as god slowly disintegrates more and more

ur homie a bronie is the Bain of life's existence

give your homie a brojob

July 5th is national Give Your Bro a BroJob day. Find you best homie and go wild on his cock
Bro 1:Hey bro it’s national Give Your Homie a BroJob day do you want one?

Bro 2: Sure bro but don’t laugh because it’s tiny

Bro 1: Don’t worry bro I got you
Bro 2: hell yeah I love blowjobs

your homie a brony 

a forbidden roast that can reset the universe if ever said (WARNING: BE CAUTIOUS WHEN USING THIS)
you: your mom gay
friend: your dad lesbian
you: your granny tranny
friend: your sister a mister
you: that's it, you've made me no choice
friend: wait, wut?
you: I'M GOING TO DO IT!
friend: No... DON'T SAY IT!
*breathes in*
you: YOUR HOMIE A BRONY
*universe explodes and resets*

National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day 

Person 1: Hey did you blow your homie a kiss today?

Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dude it's March 3rd
Person 2: Sorry didnt know it was National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day (*blows kiss)

Smashed a homie

when a man/women you like or are dating has/had sex with a friend of yours

smash
Smashed a homie by Kookie2010 June 9, 2009

smash a homie 

the act of engaging in intercourse with your man's homie
In the reality show, "For the Love of Ray-J", one contestant competing for Ray-J's love, sleeps with one of his homies, hence the phrase smash a homie
smash a homie by lil smasher March 6, 2010
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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