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ur homie a bronie 

The single handed worst thing you could say to someone. This is the reason 90% of wars were started
Ben: ur mom gay
Adam: ur homie a brownie
Ben: every molecule in his body implodes on itself as god slowly disintegrates more and more

ur homie a bronie is the Bain of life's existence

give your homie a brojob

July 5th is national Give Your Bro a BroJob day. Find you best homie and go wild on his cock
Bro 1:Hey bro it’s national Give Your Homie a BroJob day do you want one?

Bro 2: Sure bro but don’t laugh because it’s tiny

Bro 1: Don’t worry bro I got you
Bro 2: hell yeah I love blowjobs

your homie a brony 

a forbidden roast that can reset the universe if ever said (WARNING: BE CAUTIOUS WHEN USING THIS)
you: your mom gay
friend: your dad lesbian
you: your granny tranny
friend: your sister a mister
you: that's it, you've made me no choice
friend: wait, wut?
you: I'M GOING TO DO IT!
friend: No... DON'T SAY IT!
*breathes in*
you: YOUR HOMIE A BRONY
*universe explodes and resets*

National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day 

Person 1: Hey did you blow your homie a kiss today?

Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dude it's March 3rd
Person 2: Sorry didnt know it was National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day (*blows kiss)

Smashed a homie

when a man/women you like or are dating has/had sex with a friend of yours

smash
Smashed a homie by Kookie2010 June 9, 2009

smash a homie 

the act of engaging in intercourse with your man's homie
In the reality show, "For the Love of Ray-J", one contestant competing for Ray-J's love, sleeps with one of his homies, hence the phrase smash a homie
smash a homie by lil smasher March 6, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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