The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.
Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.
first you find yourself an overweight black woman, then cover her entire body in mashed potatoes.. then jiz in a frying pan and fry it, when its done (shouldnt take long) pour it on top of the potatoes. then lick it allll off. there have been some arguments of how to lick it off, but when your in the situation, your way will just come to you. enjoy..
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.