holy shwizzl 

Describes an outburst of excitement and surprisement at the same time.
Can also be used as a description of surprised disgustment.

Holy shwizzl that thing is huge what is it?
I can't believe it, i'm so pissed holy shwizzl.

holy shwizzl by Mex K. September 6, 2018

holy shizzle dizzle 

it measn lyk crap or shoot

holy shizzle dizzle i lost my $$$

holy shizzle dizzle by munkieman2therescue February 8, 2004