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Holidosis 

Holidosis is the disease of the holiday spirit. Mostly occured from early October to Early January. Religions and cultures may change effect of Holidosis. If your Christian Holidosis is usually side effects as Christmas spirit. And of course the nonsecular days Halloween and thanksgiving. If your Jewish your normally in the Hannukah spirit. And the nonsecular holidays like Halloween and thanksgiving. 9/10 people have it. The rest of the 1/10 are old hermits or beings without family.
Aye bro come over im so upset right now.

Nahh im to Happy

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I have a huge case of Holidosis.
Holidosis by chorectophy October 8, 2014
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Holidosis 

Holidosis is the disease of the holiday spirit. Mostly occured from early October to Early January. Religions and cultures may change effect of Holidosis. If your Christian Holidosis is usually side effects as Christmas spirit. And of course the nonsecular days Halloween and thanksgiving. If your Jewish your normally in the Hannukah spirit. And the nonsecular holidays like Halloween and thanksgiving. 9/10 people have it. The rest of the 1/10 are old hermits or beings without family.
Aye bro come over im so upset right now.

Nahh im to Happy

From?

I have a huge case of Holidosis.
Holidosis by chorectophy October 8, 2014

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.
I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.
When your mouth and asshole smell the same.
halitosis by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003

holeitosis 

A foul-smelling vaginal region, a stank pussy.

From "hole" (vagina) and "halitosis" (bad breath)
"I ain't goin' down on no bitch with holeitosis."
holeitosis by Geoff B January 28, 2004
Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.
Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.
Halitosis by CalvinistHobbs December 12, 2010
You know when you fart and it clears an entire room, well imagine that being condensed into someone’s mouth. That is the smell of halitosis.
Philips, your breath reeks, you have halitosis
halitosis by concerned peer May 21, 2003