holiday hoe

A female, which you have not spoken to in a while, that calls/texts a couple days before a holiday such as Christmas or Valentine's Day with the intention of acquiring something (presents, attention..)

(phone rings)
John- who is that?
Moe- Crystal
J- thats the 4th fucking time in the past 2 hours
M- Oh yeah Sweetest's Day is tomorrow.
J- she's being such a holiday hoe

holiday hoe by Hass Hash em March 4, 2009

hoeliday

Noun
Pronounced "hO-liday" (like the O in grow, or in hoe)
A "hoeliday" is a national holiday for either
1. Farmers
or
2. Pimps

In some scenarios, pimping farmers can also have hoelidays. In all situations, hoeliday's include using hoe's for some purpose.

Me and my bitches get together on Thanksgiving for a hoeliday.

It's seed planting season! Time for another hoeliday!

hoeliday by logophilito November 5, 2008

Hoeliday

A period of time where you take a break from being a hoe.

"Sorry I can't talk to you I'm going on hoeliday. I'll message you when I return"

Hoeliday by JKH&ARLSM January 11, 2016