holes eye 

When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.

While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.

The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.

The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.

holes eye by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

eye hole 

The hole in which your eyeball is placed in. Not covored by your lid or not closed.

Shut your eye hole.

eye hole by shortie64 April 1, 2009

Checking my eyelids for holes 

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.

Checking my eyelids for holes by Crash569 August 13, 2010

butt hole eyes 

butt hole eyes are eyes that look counter sunk and have large brown rings around them,Butt hole eyes are common with people that worship Satan who unsuccessfully try to demonize the spirit and power of love which leaves them exhausted
drained and they begin to take on a haggard zombie fried look which also finds it's expression with a pair of eyes that look like butt-holes

they say that the eyes are the windows to the soul and when i looked into his butt hole eyes i knew he worshipped Satan

butt hole eyes by black cat cult July 9, 2022

one eyed worm hole 

A one eyed worm hole is a never ending vagina that just seems to go on forever into the deep abyss.

"I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".

one eyed worm hole by Mad-dawg July 4, 2014

have the eyes like a dick hole 

This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.

Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!

I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?

Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...

have the eyes like a dick hole by Stephanie37 July 5, 2008