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When Dude and Michael got fed up with Liscs bs, they realized that it was time to come up with a new name for her. Knowing that Lisc was a horny jewish bitch; they figured that the name had to be difined by just that. Thus "hojeb" was born.
Dude143: "Oh look it's lisc."
Lisc: "I'm here boys, lets get down to buisness."
Miggz: "Gtfo you fucking hojeb."
Hojeb by Miggzzzzz January 25, 2009

hoebriety 

To Quit being a hoe.
Hayden decided to stop playing girls. He chose hoebriety
hoebriety by Merinny17 February 11, 2022
Related Words
Hojeb • hoebag • hoebro • hoebucket • hoebo • hoeb • hoebitch • hoeback • Hoebagel • hoebait

homebody 

Noun., A person who enjoys the warmth and simple pleasures of being at home.
I'm a homebody, I don't want to go out; just come over and I'll make you dinner.
homebody by Regnidde May 13, 2008

Homebolio 

"How's the hood going 'homebolio'"
A beautiful, talented, being that will be loved forever and has a sole mate.
You must be a hoeb
Hoeb by Panda Dater-Roberts April 19, 2021

Average Homeboy

A rapping legend that took the internet by storm, the whitest thing since sliced white bread. Raps to crazy casio keyboard mixes.
White Guy A: Did you hear about this new guy Average Homeboy
White Guy B: He makes me feel secure about being middle class
White Guy A: Looks like the already tainted reputation of white rappers is taking another beating
White Guy B: Wanna go eat mayonnaise?
White Guy A: Do I ever

Homebody 

A person who goes outside sometimes but prefers to stay inside and sleep or do anything
I am a homebody I prefer to sleep rather than party
Homebody by Mrlit22 October 17, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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