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Hogwrats (noun)

A completely ridiculous statement, excuse, rumor, or piece of information that is so absurd it transcends ordinary hogwash.

"That's not hogwash—that's pure hogwrats."

Origin:
A magical blend of hogwash and a suspiciously rat-infested wizard school. Used when something is not only nonsense, but nonsense with extra chaos, imagination, and questionable credibility.
Example 1:
"Dave said his phone died because Mercury was in retrograde and interfered with the battery."
"Yeah, that's hogwrats."

Example 2:
"The fish was THIS big!"
"Hogwrats."
hogwrats by Roxanne2121 June 19, 2026
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Hogwrats (noun)

A completely ridiculous statement, excuse, rumor, or piece of information that is so absurd it transcends ordinary hogwash.

"That's not hogwash—that's pure hogwrats."

Origin:
A magical blend of hogwash and a suspiciously rat-infested wizard school. Used when something is not only nonsense, but nonsense with extra chaos, imagination, and questionable credibility.
Example 1:
"Dave said his phone died because Mercury was in retrograde and interfered with the battery."
"Yeah, that's hogwrats."

Example 2:
"The fish was THIS big!"
"Hogwrats."
hogwrats by Roxanne2121 June 19, 2026
Hogwrats (noun)

A completely ridiculous statement, excuse, rumor, or piece of information that is so absurd it transcends ordinary hogwash.

"That's not hogwash—that's pure hogwrats."

Origin:
A magical blend of hogwash and a suspiciously rat-infested wizard school. Used when something is not only nonsense, but nonsense with extra chaos, imagination, and questionable credibility.
Example 1:
"Dave said his phone died because Mercury was in retrograde and interfered with the battery."
"Yeah, that's hogwrats."

Example 2:
"The fish was THIS big!"
"Hogwrats."
hogwrats by Roxanne2121 June 19, 2026
Hogwrats (noun)

1. A completely ridiculous statement, excuse, rumor, or piece of information that is so absurd it transcends ordinary hogwash.

"That's not hogwash—that's pure hogwrats."

Example 1:
"Dave said his phone died because Mercury was in retrograde and interfered with the battery."
"Yeah, that's hogwrats."

Example 2:
"The fish was THIS big!"
"Hogwrats."

Origin:
A magical blend of hogwash and a suspiciously rat-infested wizard school. Used when something is not only nonsense, but nonsense with extra chaos, imagination, and questionable credibility.

2. A legendary magical academy attended exclusively by members of the Rat Pack, where students specialize in quirky arts and crafts, bizarre experiments, spontaneous adventures, and highly questionable decision-making.

At Hogwrats, rats learn essential life skills such as:

Advanced Glitterology
Applied Shenanigans
Creative Dumpster Diving
Potion-Making with Mystery Ingredients
Competitive Arts & Crafts
Field Trip Navigation
Film Festival Appreciation & Criticism

Known for its annual Whacky Film Festival, surprise field trips, and a curriculum that values creativity over common sense, Hogwrats proudly operates under the motto:

"Mischief Managed? Not Quite."
Definition 1:
Example 1:
"Dave said his phone died because Mercury was in retrograde and interfered with the battery."
"Yeah, that's hogwrats."

Example 2:
"The fish was THIS big!"
"Hogwrats."

Definition 2:

Example: "Where did the Rat Pack learn to build a pirate ship out of cardboard, host an underground film festival, and accidentally turn the classroom into a fairy forest?"
"Hogwrats, obviously."
hogwrats by Roxanne2121 June 19, 2026
Hogwrats (noun)

A completely ridiculous statement, excuse, rumor, or piece of information that is so absurd it transcends ordinary hogwash.

Origin:
A magical blend of hogwash and a suspiciously rat-infested wizard school. Used when something is not only nonsense, but nonsense with extra chaos, imagination, and questionable credibility.
"That's not hogwash—that's pure hogwrats."

Example 1:
"Dave said his phone died because Mercury was in retrograde and interfered with the battery."
"Yeah, that's hogwrats."

Example 2:
"The fish was THIS big!"
"Hogwrats."
hogwrats by Roxanne2121 June 24, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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