hogs eye 

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

hogs eye by Simon September 17, 2003

hog's eye 

The interface between the urethra and the outside world.

We got him to confess to Jill Dando's murder by forcing hot things up his hog's eye.

hog's eye by Lord Grimcock November 24, 2007