Skip to main content

hoey hoe 

Someone who is to be considered a fun to be with friend but acts like a hoe, but he/she is not a real hoe.
1) Hey Shiann, how is my favorite hoey hoe today? 2) The guy over thier acts like a hoey hoe
hoey hoe by The Admin Of Hoey Hoes November 1, 2013
Words you can keep

Hoey Moment 

An unusual moment or inarticulate fail that is normal in the day of a life for Hoey.
person 1: "Damn it, I was playing baseball and I struck out against somebody who doesn't even pitch."
person 2: "Wow! What a hoey moment."
Hoey Moment by hoey_moment August 31, 2021

hoey chloe 

Hoey chloe is a person named Chloe who steals your man and then fucks him. Usually doesn’t brush her teeth and everyone doesn’t want to touch her.
Damn Hoey chloe tried to touch me today and I dipped.
hoey chloe by What’supbitchhhhhh October 23, 2017

Hoey rake 

A revolutionary era gay prostitute who moonlights as an assasin.
Hoey rake by Chalupa Batman September 8, 2018
"you my hoey, baby. you my numba 1."
hoey by MKels February 16, 2008

sophia hoey 

Sophia Hoey is the best person you will ever meet. She is my best friend on the face of the planet. She is beautiful but she doesn’t know it. She is funny and caring and sarcastic but understanding and mature. If you ever meet the beautiful young woman, Sophia Hoey, never let go of her because she is the most fanominal person you will ever meet and the best friend you will ever make! Never let go of Sophia Hoey, because you will regret it if you do. Sophia Hoey, if you are rwsding this, just know it’s your best friend. I live you so so so much!!!
Boy 1: Hey, bro, who’s that hottie over there
Boy2: That’s Sophia Hoey, man
Boy1: I’m going to go talk to her, she’s so pretty
Boy2: well don’t you dare mess it up, cuz she’s really wanted!
Boy1: What do you mean?
Boy2: everyone wants a Sophia Hoey in their life, but they’re pretty rare

hoey joey 

A hoey joey is a hoe. He is somebody who loves clowns, and loves a good time. If those two things are together...its even better. They are very perverted and constantly saying "thats what she said" or "your mom" to everything, no matter how much sense it makes or if he was even being talked to. And lastly, his favorite number of all time is 69. He would 69 every second of the day if somebody let him.
1) random person: are you doing this or am i?
hoey joey: thats what she said!!!
2) hoey joey: your a clown
3) random person 1: what'd u do last night?
random person 2: o nothing much...
hoey joey: i did your mom last night.
4) hoey joey: who wants to 69 right now?? anybody??
hoey joey by mcejj June 16, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next