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Hoey Moment 

An unusual moment or inarticulate fail that is normal in the day of a life for Hoey.
person 1: "Damn it, I was playing baseball and I struck out against somebody who doesn't even pitch."
person 2: "Wow! What a hoey moment."
Hoey Moment by hoey_moment August 31, 2021

hoey chloe 

Hoey chloe is a person named Chloe who steals your man and then fucks him. Usually doesn’t brush her teeth and everyone doesn’t want to touch her.
Damn Hoey chloe tried to touch me today and I dipped.
hoey chloe by What’supbitchhhhhh October 23, 2017

Hoey rake 

A revolutionary era gay prostitute who moonlights as an assasin.
That guy is such a hoey rake
Hoey rake by Chalupa Batman September 8, 2018
"you my hoey, baby. you my numba 1."
hoey by MKels February 16, 2008

sophia hoey 

Sophia Hoey is the best person you will ever meet. She is my best friend on the face of the planet. She is beautiful but she doesn’t know it. She is funny and caring and sarcastic but understanding and mature. If you ever meet the beautiful young woman, Sophia Hoey, never let go of her because she is the most fanominal person you will ever meet and the best friend you will ever make! Never let go of Sophia Hoey, because you will regret it if you do. Sophia Hoey, if you are rwsding this, just know it’s your best friend. I live you so so so much!!!
Boy 1: Hey, bro, who’s that hottie over there
Boy2: That’s Sophia Hoey, man
Boy1: I’m going to go talk to her, she’s so pretty
Boy2: well don’t you dare mess it up, cuz she’s really wanted!
Boy1: What do you mean?
Boy2: everyone wants a Sophia Hoey in their life, but they’re pretty rare

hoey joey 

A hoey joey is a hoe. He is somebody who loves clowns, and loves a good time. If those two things are together...its even better. They are very perverted and constantly saying "thats what she said" or "your mom" to everything, no matter how much sense it makes or if he was even being talked to. And lastly, his favorite number of all time is 69. He would 69 every second of the day if somebody let him.
1) random person: are you doing this or am i?
hoey joey: thats what she said!!!
2) hoey joey: your a clown
3) random person 1: what'd u do last night?
random person 2: o nothing much...
hoey joey: i did your mom last night.
4) hoey joey: who wants to 69 right now?? anybody??
hoey joey by mcejj June 16, 2008