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hoey hoe 

Someone who is to be considered a fun to be with friend but acts like a hoe, but he/she is not a real hoe.
1) Hey Shiann, how is my favorite hoey hoe today? 2) The guy over thier acts like a hoey hoe
hoey hoe by The Admin Of Hoey Hoes November 1, 2013
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Hoey Moment 

An unusual moment or inarticulate fail that is normal in the day of a life for Hoey.
person 1: "Damn it, I was playing baseball and I struck out against somebody who doesn't even pitch."
person 2: "Wow! What a hoey moment."
Hoey Moment by hoey_moment August 31, 2021

hoey chloe 

Hoey chloe is a person named Chloe who steals your man and then fucks him. Usually doesn’t brush her teeth and everyone doesn’t want to touch her.
Damn Hoey chloe tried to touch me today and I dipped.
hoey chloe by What’supbitchhhhhh October 23, 2017

Hoey rake 

A revolutionary era gay prostitute who moonlights as an assasin.
That guy is such a hoey rake
Hoey rake by Chalupa Batman September 8, 2018
a term of endearment for your bottom bitch.
"you my hoey, baby. you my numba 1."
hoey by MKels February 16, 2008

sophia hoey 

Sophia Hoey is the best person you will ever meet. She is my best friend on the face of the planet. She is beautiful but she doesn’t know it. She is funny and caring and sarcastic but understanding and mature. If you ever meet the beautiful young woman, Sophia Hoey, never let go of her because she is the most fanominal person you will ever meet and the best friend you will ever make! Never let go of Sophia Hoey, because you will regret it if you do. Sophia Hoey, if you are rwsding this, just know it’s your best friend. I live you so so so much!!!
Boy 1: Hey, bro, who’s that hottie over there
Boy2: That’s Sophia Hoey, man
Boy1: I’m going to go talk to her, she’s so pretty
Boy2: well don’t you dare mess it up, cuz she’s really wanted!
Boy1: What do you mean?
Boy2: everyone wants a Sophia Hoey in their life, but they’re pretty rare

hoey joey 

A hoey joey is a hoe. He is somebody who loves clowns, and loves a good time. If those two things are together...its even better. They are very perverted and constantly saying "thats what she said" or "your mom" to everything, no matter how much sense it makes or if he was even being talked to. And lastly, his favorite number of all time is 69. He would 69 every second of the day if somebody let him.
1) random person: are you doing this or am i?
hoey joey: thats what she said!!!
2) hoey joey: your a clown
3) random person 1: what'd u do last night?
random person 2: o nothing much...
hoey joey: i did your mom last night.
4) hoey joey: who wants to 69 right now?? anybody??
hoey joey by mcejj June 16, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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