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heffelfinger 

This word is derived from the Dark ages. A mystical sorcerer named Frans Heffelfingerschlammin slayed the great Dragon king Artos. After slaying the beast, Artos came to America and changed it to Heffelfinger. He declared it was to mean " man who slay dragon, change his name, then go to America."
After my adventure i decided to heffelfinger it and move on.
heffelfinger by Dragonslayer47 August 28, 2018
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Heffelfinger 

Named after Pudge Heffelfinger who was a guard at Yale. It means to finger blast a lady so well that she will become a simp for daddy for the rest of her years. No one will come between her heffelfingering daddy and her. uWu
Daddy hit me with the heffelfinger last night. I’m gonna marry him.
Heffelfinger by Daddy Heffelfinger September 20, 2022
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