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hoe show 

Act of dating a girl just to brag about having a girlfriend. To try to be all sexy infringe of men while ur out with ur boyfriend and he acts like a pimp. Also an imnsult to call a girl a prude is to call her a ho to show. Or when a girl dresses like a ho skank but wont do anything like a ho so she is only a ho to show. When a ho inishiates u with her body and u listen to her but then she wont do what hos do and one is dissapointed. A girl who shows more than she is selling and does false advertising. Girls who u want to be seen with to get hot girls jealous
A hot girl walks by in a mini skirt and a seethrough top and shams her butt. "Hey u want to bang? "Www I have a purity ring." What a ho to show. Ho to show
Ho to show ho to show hoe show
hoe show by kentyoyoyo January 8, 2012
Words you can keep

stock show hoe 

A "country girl" who hangs around at stock shows waiting to bang anything with a pulse and a penis.
"Oh, her? She's been plowed more times than the family farm. TOTAL stock show hoe."

Down Low Pro Hoe Fo Show 

It means that a female is definatly a whorish girl who likes to go down on a guy,and is very good at doing so.
"she's a down low pro hoe fo show" -Charlie Scene Hollywood Undead

[show hoe] 

Slutty little girls that don't know/care anything about the music but go to shows to be "seen". Probably cause the guys are much hotter. And they're learning what's up.
a show hoe is the chick booty dancing at your local show while reppin her hannah montana attire.
[show hoe] by nolies___justlove October 28, 2008

Show Hoe 

A significant other that watches your guys shows without you.
“Why does it say episode watched? You fucking show hoe!”
Show Hoe by Redhottwinky January 8, 2024

Show Low hoe 

Literally almost every female in the town of Show Low Arizona
That girl over there is a total Show Low hoe.
Show Low hoe by Stomper98 May 30, 2018

Show up or hoe up 

So when your girl is supposed to come over and she cancels plans, she’s gotta hoe up and send nudes
)You)Hey Trisha are u still coming over, (Trisha) sorry I can’t I’m going to my grandpas house to pick applesauce

(You) show up or hoe up bihhh
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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