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usually the MOST greatest person in the galaxy. HIs real name is Joseph. He can make anybody laugh and is magnificent at dancing
OMG, I just talked to showjoe
That guy is really good at dancing, what a showjoe
Showjoe by Showjoe November 22, 2019
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showhorse 

A person who can talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Someone who dresses with style, looks like they got it together, and can look like they have expensive taste but when it comes to depth they can't deliver. No real skills, no real talent, even though they got the "look".
She messed up my hair even though hers looks flawless. What a showhorse.
showhorse by BBry September 12, 2013

stock show hoe 

A "country girl" who hangs around at stock shows waiting to bang anything with a pulse and a penis.
"Oh, her? She's been plowed more times than the family farm. TOTAL stock show hoe."
lover of shoes, can't get enough shoes.
She is such a shoehoe, she has 1000 pairs of shoes in her closet.
shoehoe by Denise Romano October 17, 2006
A word used to describe a Canadian woman. The woman doesn't have to be goodlooking, she can be just any Canadian woman.
Wil: Dude look at her! She's so hot!
Dylan: Man she's a Snowhoe! Hell yes!
Snowhoe by DylWil September 18, 2010
someone who spends every waking hour snowboarding
this winter ill be such a snowhoe
snowhoe by amandakot December 27, 2007
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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