Hoe muffin

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

Hoe muffin by Lil' Mikee October 11, 2008

hoe muffin

a word used as a pet name.
or a fanny bandit aka faggot.

jenny, your such a hoe muffin LETS FUCK!

hoe muffin by johnny dewitt May 29, 2008

Muffin Hoe 

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.

me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!

Muffin Hoe by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009

hoemuffin 

It's a hoe that looks like a muffin.

This would be considered a dis.

Lauren is a hoemuffin!!

FO SHO!!!!

hoemuffin by Kimmy poo April 16, 2009

Hoemuffin 

Someone who is sweet, yet slutty.
A very nice person, with a great personality, but is still a little hoe.
When a woman is nice, but sleeps with three different guys in one night.

"She's really nice, but she slept with those other guys after her date with her boyfriend, what a hoemuffin."

Hoemuffin by thisnigga3169 September 3, 2013

hotmuffinmoms 

A hot sexy person who is super cool now go back to the littler box kitten no time for punishment games yet 😈😈 😧😂😂😱🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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hotmuffinmoms by anonymous March 16, 2021