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hoe muffin

a word used as a pet name.
or a fanny bandit aka faggot.
jenny, your such a hoe muffin LETS FUCK!
hoe muffin by johnny dewitt May 29, 2008
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Muffin Hoe 

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.
me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!

hoemuffin 

It's a hoe that looks like a muffin.

This would be considered a dis.
Lauren is a hoemuffin!!

FO SHO!!!!
hoemuffin by Kimmy poo April 16, 2009

Hoemuffin 

Someone who is sweet, yet slutty.
A very nice person, with a great personality, but is still a little hoe.
When a woman is nice, but sleeps with three different guys in one night.
"She's really nice, but she slept with those other guys after her date with her boyfriend, what a hoemuffin."
Hoemuffin by thisnigga3169 September 3, 2013

hotmuffinmoms 

A hot sexy person who is super cool now go back to the littler box kitten no time for punishment games yet 😈😈 😧😂😂😱🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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hotmuffinmoms by anonymous March 16, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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