hoe muffin

a word used as a pet name.
or a fanny bandit aka faggot.

jenny, your such a hoe muffin LETS FUCK!

by johnny dewitt May 29, 2008

Hoe muffin

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

by Lil' Mikee October 11, 2008

Muffin Hoe

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.

me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!

by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009