hoe cough

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an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting from tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing

My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' this hoe to Jamaica for the week.

hoe cough by RH February 6, 2005

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hoe cough

an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting in tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing

My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' his hoe to Jamaica for the week and goin' buck wild.

hoe cough by RH February 6, 2005

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It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

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couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage

at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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