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Software and hardware made to be used by badgers.
My programs are all hodware certified!
Hodware by MindLockAERO September 7, 2022
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Hoewareness 

The awareness of being a hoe or having multiple hoes, or creating a urban dictionary account to tell people your friend is rude
"I thought Valentines day was single awareness day not hoewareness day"
Hoewareness by ididthistomakeapoint February 15, 2020
Hotware - Computer applications used illegally.

Either the CD key or the CD itself has been stolen and used illegally or used in violation of the rules set down in the EULA.


First used in a conversation between pirates, early 2004 and grew from there.

Opposite of coldware.
"there is so much HOTWARE on this system, if we get audited we are in trouble".
hotware by smallmonkey January 11, 2005

HowDareThou

A mythical being born in the middle of everywhere. Evolved into an epic gamer and has since been battling evil villains such as Thanos and Hillary Clinton
HowDareThou take thine kinderlings?

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026