hodware 

a professional kit used for modding hardware or physical products.

I used hodware to help upgrade my car

I couldn't say no to this kind of pure hodware oddness.

I bought a hodware kit from BestBuy for installing a cigarette liter in the back of my car.

The PC had after-market hodware inside to output surround sound.

hodware by foxlynx64 January 13, 2020

Hodware 

Software and hardware made to be used by badgers.

My programs are all hodware certified!

Hodware by MindLockAERO September 7, 2022

Hoewareness 

The awareness of being a hoe or having multiple hoes, or creating a urban dictionary account to tell people your friend is rude

"I thought Valentines day was single awareness day not hoewareness day"

Hoewareness by ididthistomakeapoint February 15, 2020

hotware 

Hotware - Computer applications used illegally.

Either the CD key or the CD itself has been stolen and used illegally or used in violation of the rules set down in the EULA.


First used in a conversation between pirates, early 2004 and grew from there.

Opposite of coldware.

"there is so much HOTWARE on this system, if we get audited we are in trouble".

hotware by smallmonkey January 11, 2005

HowDareThou

A mythical being born in the middle of everywhere. Evolved into an epic gamer and has since been battling evil villains such as Thanos and Hillary Clinton

HowDareThou take thine kinderlings?

HowDareThou by bouncebackaaron May 24, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019