hotware

Hotware - Computer applications used illegally.

Either the CD key or the CD itself has been stolen and used illegally or used in violation of the rules set down in the EULA.


First used in a conversation between pirates, early 2004 and grew from there.

Opposite of coldware.

"there is so much HOTWARE on this system, if we get audited we are in trouble".

by smallmonkey January 11, 2005

HOTarexia

An affliction comparable to anorexia except instead of sufferers believing that they are fat, Hotarexics believe they are HOT.
Hoterexics are often shocked by mirrors and photo’s when they believed they were looking a lot hotter.
Hotarexics can be of varying degrees of attractiveness from low to moderate to high but nothing compared to their inflated self perception of extreme hotness.

Roisin “Wait! That photo must be wrong, I could have sworn I was looking hotter than that last night. . . in my mind, I am so much better looking”
Brooke “What you’ve got there, is a good ol’ fashioned case of hotarexia”

by carsonator September 30, 2011

hotward

A great mixture of extremely hot and awkward. But in a great way because people who are hot tend to be conceded and NOT awkward.. But the awkward people are the ones to be great friends.

"OMG he is totally hotward! Maybe hot and awkward can go together!" Robert Pattinson is hotward because he seems not as conceded as some celebrities but is indeed hot.

by ~~•_•~~ December 12, 2013

joliet hotwire

A 2 part move. First insert thumb and forefinger in the "stink" and twist back and forth (as you would start the ignition to a car) while performing the shocker with the other hand using 3 fingers of your choice in the "pink" and making a zzzz noise- similar to the way one would hotwire a car.

I couldn't get her in the mood, so I decided to give her the Joliet Hotwire.

by russelthelovemussel August 3, 2010

Hoewareness

The awareness of being a hoe or having multiple hoes, or creating a urban dictionary account to tell people your friend is rude

"I thought Valentines day was single awareness day not hoewareness day"

by ididthistomakeapoint February 15, 2020

hodware

a professional kit used for modding hardware or physical products.

I used hodware to help upgrade my car

I couldn't say no to this kind of pure hodware oddness.

I bought a hodware kit from BestBuy for installing a cigarette liter in the back of my car.

The PC had after-market hodware inside to output surround sound.

by foxlynx64 January 13, 2020

hotwire

to attatch a tracking device.

The GI hotwired Saddam's son's car which led him into a US trap.

by Nishant Gehani May 8, 2004