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mr hodinka 

a teacher who cant teach anything. he has a crazy 5th hour class and always gets told by his students. he is an 8th grade english teacher that teaches @ daytona middle school in lake havasu, adrizona.
tomato face; mr hodinka cant teach
mr hodinka by middleschool December 9, 2008
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The area between a man's balls and asshole. Can be the part between a woman's vagina and asshole, but most typically used for men.
Let me lick your hodinky, big boy.
hodinky by Hodinky Licker June 19, 2007
The area between a man's balls and asshole. Can be the part between a woman's vagina and asshole, but most typically used for men.
Let me lick your hodinky, big boy.
hodinky by Hodinky Licker June 29, 2007

hodinkee 

Bro , that ain't no woman, I can see his hodinkee from here
hodinkee by sammysung June 23, 2017

Hodinkee 

To worsen a situation by unnecessarily interfering in its design/arrangement.

(Based on the Watch publication “Hodinkee” collaborating on perfectly good watch designs, hiking up the price and making them worse.)
Adding to Urban Dictionary now…

A) Oh man, why is John getting involved…?

B) yeah, he’s gonna Hodinkee that meeting.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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