hodinky 

The area between a man's balls and asshole. Can be the part between a woman's vagina and asshole, but most typically used for men.

Let me lick your hodinky, big boy.

hodinky by Hodinky Licker June 19, 2007

hodinky 

The area between a man's balls and asshole. Can be the part between a woman's vagina and asshole, but most typically used for men.

Let me lick your hodinky, big boy.

hodinky by Hodinky Licker June 29, 2007

hoinky 

A word to describe a person with nose and chin of equal length(or pointiness)
i.e. that person is hoinky.
famous examples include David Wheater, Noel Fielding

'The gentleperson had a very hoinky complexion'
'His chin was the same length as his neb.
Hoinky get.'

hoinky by bifty shugger March 4, 2009

hodinka 

the hardest to figure out ever.(in the world) person you will ever meet.

man that hodinka is sure complicated to even try to figure out.

hodinka by a stanger April 21, 2008

mr hodinka 

a teacher who cant teach anything. he has a crazy 5th hour class and always gets told by his students. he is an 8th grade english teacher that teaches @ daytona middle school in lake havasu, adrizona.

tomato face; mr hodinka cant teach

mr hodinka by middleschool December 9, 2008

Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

Hoinky doink by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

hoinky shoinky 

the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard

sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa

hoinky shoinky by gurtrude June 7, 2004